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Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.
by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013
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win-lose bargaining

The result of a possible win-win scenario in which the clear beneficiary of the win-win scenario fails to keep their end of the bargain, resulting later into a win-lose scenario.

Commonly found with people who fail to transition a informal verbal agreement to a formal written agreement, backstabbers, double-cross someone, or dealing with someone with a "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality.
1.) When Paul failed to wash the dishes all week after his father let him go to a party the previous week, his father realized that he was a victim of win-lose bargaining.

2.) Mike had been involved with some win-lose bargaining when he and Ken agreed to split the bill only for Ken to leave without notice, leaving Mike to pay for the large meal.

3.) When someone agrees to give another head after they themselves have been given head, but then leaves, the giver of head is on the losing side of the win-lose bargaining.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.
'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.
by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011
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Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!
by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023
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Lose

Something that commonly happens to football players who wear #12
“Why is that I always make my team lose”
by Phill Stoner December 23, 2023
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Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023
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losing

did you hear that John is losing the football game last night?
by John boat January 12, 2024
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