ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

locker nazi

A person who issues locker assignments at a place of business or school.
Generaly an uneducated douchbag.

Person A: "Dide Geena issue your locker yet?"
Person B: "Fuck no! That bitch is a locker Nazi!"

by Archiezimmer3d April 4, 2017

squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

by Ben Segal May 28, 2016

splash locker

A cooler name for the shower.

“Hold on i’m about to hit the splash locker real quick”

by koolkat898 January 25, 2018

pop locker

A person being so twacked back on methanphetamine that they cant hold still

Look at willy hes so spun hes

a pop locker

by fokis February 1, 2018

locker shelf

Another phrase for "Her rack"

That girls locker shelf is on point! Look at them boobs!

by Fartdooder January 23, 2017

locker 17

A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA

A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.

But it’s kinda good tho..

Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.

Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good

by anonymous November 2, 2021