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Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating
Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.
by Eushshtb July 5, 2025
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Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 14, 2019
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