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Murtough List

A list of things that a person of a certain age is to old for. Named after Murtough from the Lethal Weapon movies who keeps saying, "I'm getting to old for this stuff." Also this list is made famous by the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'.
Nic: "So I just got done throwing water balloons from the top of the building."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."
by NicholasAce July 19, 2012
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bucket list sex

when you have sex with someone, expecting the experience to evolve into something more and doesnt, and purely becomes an acquired buck list item. not to be confused with a fuckit list.
After Angela and I hooked up last night I thought we were gonna be together, however she dumped me and it just turned out to be just bucket list sex.
by DW Faustus October 23, 2013
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Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".
by Puffy Art December 18, 2013
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Dinnlers List

Eating a meal with a group of Jewish People
My buddies and I got together one Sunday afternoon to watch the local football game and to have Dinnlers List around 17:00 hours.
by Takeiteash September 20, 2014
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Bucket List Bae

A certain Bae (Before Anyone Else) that you want to have a sexual expirence with before you die. So in modern terms, someone that you wanna fuck before you die. You may have many Sexual Partners on this list and it doesn't just have to be one. It's very unlikely that you will accomplish this list unless you make this list realistic.
"Hey Bob, who is your Bucket List Bae"

"My Bucket List Bae is Angela. She's got one fine ass. I bet she'd be a great fuck. Hopefully I will get too."
by KatAssPop June 20, 2016
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Foreplay List

A playlist of specific songs individually selected for foreplay before having intercourse.
Hey man, her panties dropped when she heard my foreplay list.
by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018
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cunt list

An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.
This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.
by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018
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