Noun. Word used to describe almost anything when the speakers brain is not able to work as fast as the speakers mouth.
You know...the jobbie with the things on it!!!
No, no, no, not that, the jobbie, get that fucking jobbie thing.
No, no, no, not that, the jobbie, get that fucking jobbie thing.
by Charlie007 October 21, 2004
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Doing some type of work (activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result) without getting paid. Therefore, you don't want to do it and borderline want to slap whoever asked you to do such a thing.
by P3.14 May 16, 2016
Get the Jobby mug.The Joblin is much like a Goblin, in terms of its horrible and feeble characteristics, except it takes the form of a human. You will always be able to find several in any large organisation. They are so corporate, they seem as if they are robots that have been programmed by the company.
They walk around with a glazed over look in their eyes repeating the party lines and never accepting any obvious issues. They will claim you're just negative when you point out obvious problems. They have no life outside of work, and wouldn't think twice about grassing you up for anything. You must be very careful if you find yourself working with a joblin.
There is no known way to defeat a Joblin, instead you must ensure you never express your true feelings about senior management, and make sure you work by the book.
Inevitably the Joblin will progress up the career ladder, and hire more Joblins. If this happens, your only choice is to find another job.
They walk around with a glazed over look in their eyes repeating the party lines and never accepting any obvious issues. They will claim you're just negative when you point out obvious problems. They have no life outside of work, and wouldn't think twice about grassing you up for anything. You must be very careful if you find yourself working with a joblin.
There is no known way to defeat a Joblin, instead you must ensure you never express your true feelings about senior management, and make sure you work by the book.
Inevitably the Joblin will progress up the career ladder, and hire more Joblins. If this happens, your only choice is to find another job.
1."Did you tell Colin about the problems with that new procedure?"
"Yeah but he just said I was being negative"
"Oh he's such a Joblin"
2. Paul's had a go at me for being 1 minute late this morning, he's not even a manager"
"Ignore him he's a Joblin"
"Yeah but he just said I was being negative"
"Oh he's such a Joblin"
2. Paul's had a go at me for being 1 minute late this morning, he's not even a manager"
"Ignore him he's a Joblin"
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Get the Sobby Jobby mug.The owner of Habbo Hotel. Jibbi has absolutely no life, and she is a millionaire, by dealings such as Sunny Delight. She lives the life of a Queen, whilst fags by the stuff she has created for money, and pay £2.50 a month for Habbo Club, which entitles you to otehr clothes. Jibbi really is the lamest person on Earth.
Habbo member: AHHHAA!!!111!1one TEH HABBO RULZZZL!!
Hobba: That, is against thine Habbo-Way!
Habbo member: Pfff! teh PWN I R!!
Hobba: Dont make me call Jibbi!
Habbo member: AHASHAHSHADA!!! Jibbi suxx0r and she's my B1tch LoLOLoloL!!
Hobba: *bans*
Habbo member: OH TEH NOS!!111 I R TEH BANNED!! *jumps off cliff*
Hobba: That, is against thine Habbo-Way!
Habbo member: Pfff! teh PWN I R!!
Hobba: Dont make me call Jibbi!
Habbo member: AHASHAHSHADA!!! Jibbi suxx0r and she's my B1tch LoLOLoloL!!
Hobba: *bans*
Habbo member: OH TEH NOS!!111 I R TEH BANNED!! *jumps off cliff*
by Cloud May 10, 2004
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