KK he's the awsomest koolest dude there was and IS. Died on the cross 4 everyone, to forgive ur sins - not that u can sin whenever u want. He loves evryone who has good in there heart.
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )
by Jesus-is-dah-man September 19, 2006
1. The totally awesome guy who is going to send you to hell if you don't belive in him and accept him into your heart
Guy 1: Hey guess what
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: I just accepted jesus into my heart
Guy 2: Sweet, now you'll go to heaven like the rest of us christians
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: I just accepted jesus into my heart
Guy 2: Sweet, now you'll go to heaven like the rest of us christians
by Andy P. March 07, 2006
by Gem,n Ash, N Sam January 08, 2005
A person who probably had charisma and may have been okay-but there must have been many interpolations by people with an ax to grind and the Gospels are from a hundred years later, so who knows what he really said?
Anyway, Jesus is who Christians sell their souls to for a chance at salvation. Christians give up on their own sense of fairness and kindness and common sense and live by contradictory and primitive rules. Then Christians warn against selling your soul to a mean critter named Satan, an obviously foolish bargain to make their own sellout look better.
Anyway, Jesus is who Christians sell their souls to for a chance at salvation. Christians give up on their own sense of fairness and kindness and common sense and live by contradictory and primitive rules. Then Christians warn against selling your soul to a mean critter named Satan, an obviously foolish bargain to make their own sellout look better.
by Richard Peterson October 01, 2007
Jesus is the worlds most unique, powerful, amazing, bestest, and most incrediblest person you will ever meet. Jesus is a trustworthy, loveable, kind, playful, yet sensitive if you treat him poorly, he will devote himself in a unsuccessful matter that will be rather ashaming and disgraceful.
On the other hand, Jesus can be your best friend. He will treat you like royalty. If you know a Jesus, refer to yourself as you're quite lucky because Jesus is a rather hard name to find and distinguish. Jesus is the worlds most powerfullest name ever, and the most amazing name to ever be described.
On the other hand, Jesus can be your best friend. He will treat you like royalty. If you know a Jesus, refer to yourself as you're quite lucky because Jesus is a rather hard name to find and distinguish. Jesus is the worlds most powerfullest name ever, and the most amazing name to ever be described.
Harold: I say, have you seen Jesus?
Elisiqea: Certainly!
Harold: If i may ask madam, where so may I find him?
Elisiqea: I was just talking to him myself sier, he was splendid and cheerful!
Harold: Indeed, Jesus certainly is the best so yet.
Elisiqea: Certainly!
Harold: If i may ask madam, where so may I find him?
Elisiqea: I was just talking to him myself sier, he was splendid and cheerful!
Harold: Indeed, Jesus certainly is the best so yet.
by Lastikal November 23, 2017
The holy deity of Christianity, who's portrayal in the Holy Bible is a plagiarism of many preceding religions; most notably, Egyptian mythology. Jesus was no different from any of his followers or anyone before or after his time, yet the Christian Church, for want of money and a brainwashed public, teach his messages worldwide, and even go as far as to have their followers travel abroad as missionaries to attempt to persuade completely content people to throw aside all they have ever believed in to accept these new religious beliefs. Indeed, the death of Jesus the average Jew has drawn in billions of dollars to the Church, who, in turn, pays no taxes. In the words of George Carlin: "Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time."
Me: "Hey man, why do you believe in Jesus?"
Ignorant Christian: "Because that's just how I was raised, and I, being the archetypal Christian, have forever sealed off my mind from alternate religious standpoints."
Ignorant Christian: "Because that's just how I was raised, and I, being the archetypal Christian, have forever sealed off my mind from alternate religious standpoints."
by Satan Johnson March 20, 2008
by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009