A phrase, mostly used by friends and concerned lovers, to express a feeling of unease over one's current path of action, on the intuition that this path may lead to a violent end, sometimes but not exclusively by crucificationism.

Also can refer to acute messianic megalomania

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally gonna go piss off those Roman soldiers by pretending to be the Messiah!
Guy 2: Don't be Jesus, man.

Guy 3: I CAN HEAL THE BLIND!!!1!
Guy 4: Whoa whoa, don't be Jesus now.

Don't Be Jesus by Tepea March 15, 2011

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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY. Some armys made up the phrase "Jesus would be an army", because that's a fact.

Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.

Jesus would be an army by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020

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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.

Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.

Jesus would be an army by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020

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Bejesus

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004

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