Hetero-flexible

A person that identifies as heterosexual, but doesn't seem to draw any real lines when it comes to sexual contact.

"Have you ever noticed how many women in that sorority seem to be hetero-flexible?"

by Bad_Kitty13 June 6, 2007

hesher

he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.

female hesher loves 80's bands defined by long hair, throbbing pelvic moves, and glamour facepaint. also sports female mullet, long hair with straight chopped bangs sometimes teased to perfection.

male has standard issue mullet and exclaims how lame today's music is while driving away in his '85 Z-28 with G'n'R cranking
Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Joelcandooit007 March 28, 2004

heterocide

The purposeful killing of a living thing other than a human. ex. a dog, tree, ant, etc.

OMG! That guy toatolly midered that man-frog. HE gpt PWNED!!!! BOOOOOSH! Taht was heterocide!

by William Regal March 13, 2007

heater

slang term for a fastball.

The pitcher struck him out with a heater.

by Chairman November 6, 2003

Heaters

cigarettes when the temperature is below comfortable for those living in the midwest.

"Hey Carl, lets go out back and burn some heaters"
"Hey hook it up wit a heaters yo!"

by Scott Terror February 14, 2006

flaming hetero

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up impulsive version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week.
George Clooney in a cocaine psychosis.

by jerzeesneed August 12, 2007

Dennis Hastert

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.

Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.

by jesster79 October 8, 2006