A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!
by DJR632 June 25, 2007

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*
by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

by Hennest March 16, 2022

The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".
X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
by Kermit the froggy July 27, 2009

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)
by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.
by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020

by danibanibaby May 16, 2008
