Hammer monkey tight 

Very, very cool!! Better then usual.
tight: meaning this is cool, awsome.
Hammer Monkey Tight: Of the chart!!

This outfit is Hammer Monkey Tight!!
Or those wheels are Hammer Monkey Tight!!

Hammer monkey tight by Gab August 12, 2006

hammer time

it's when the things get serious in a good way. things dat gon make you shake ur head and open ur eyes up!

it's like when u see a fucking sexy girl in a street with da ass u want. dats ur hammer time
when ur team play hard and scores.

hammer time by amadeus24 November 7, 2011

hammer keys 

<adj.or noun> A person (or a descriptive qualifier denoting that person's style) who doesn't properly understand how to manipulate video game characters with the control stick. Such a person is naturally given to pounding the various buttons and thrusting the joystick in a frenzied manner (usually when playing games like Street Fighter II). (May also denote a philosophy that regards strength and chance as superior to finesse and strategy.)

A: Jay whipped my ass at Street Fighter II last night...
B: What? No way...Which character was he playing?
A: Zangief!
B: ...Impossible.....
A: No..he beat me like 7 or 8 times in a row!
B: How?
A: Hammer keys!

hammer keys by Sh*tprize November 10, 2006

hammer head 

when the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is stretched forward, then twirled and folded tightly to give the penis the appearance of a hammer head shark

bogart: matt that is nasty
matt: respect the hammer head!

hammer head by crocock May 14, 2009

Hammer Dick

When you build unbelievable swelling in the tip of your penis after having sexual intercourse for a long period of time in a pool. The tip of your dick begins to look like the blunt end of a hammer while the rest of the shaft looks like a spaghetti noodle.

Man I had sex with her for 6 hours in my pool, when she left I had a hammer dick.

Hammer Dick by ITwitch June 25, 2016

Hammer Toe

A distinctly huge damn toe with possible warts and other skin deformities

Jenna has a hammer toe and we love to yell it in our LPN class

Hammer Toe by Sarbear12185 December 23, 2008

Hammer hunter 

A south African sex move, originated from latin greeks in about 6 A.D.
When you call up between 5-10 friends and they all bring sledge hammers to your house. you hide them under your bed and invite a girl over for sex. Once shes over and is naked and ready, you tell her "hold on i'll be right back"

once you leave, thats the queue for your friends to come out from under the bed and bash her like a mexican pinata at a festival. They beat her as brutal as possible, without killing her, and making sure she is still concious. Your friends all hide back under the bed and you come back in after about 2-3 minutes of her brutal suffering.
Once you enter the room you say

"ready"? with a big smile on your face, ignoring the fact her breasts are half beaten off, and half on her knees, and her vagina is what appears to be now a closed off cave of monstrosity.

This is all just for a quick laugh with your friends. Im sure the girl wont mind very much.

Avery: hey guys, wanna come over with some sledge hammers and do a hammer hunter with me?

Group of guys: Oh hell yea. havent done one of those in a while. i could use a good laugh.

Hammer hunter by Trilf January 31, 2010