Holiday Tree

Just another attempt of America trying to take out the Christian in Christmas. It's Christmas and yet they have people selling these so called "Holiday Tree's" to the people who are SUPOSEDLY not a believer in Christ. Why the fuck are people promoting the destruction of a Christian Holiday. If your not a believer in Christ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!?!?

Christian: Excuse me sir, why are these called Holiday Tree's and not Christmas Tree's?
Salesmen: Because the Government is trying not to offend people and changed the name of the tree.
Christian: For what? Those people don't celebrate Christmas! Fuck them! It's a Christmas Tree!
Non-Christian's: O_O

by Neezy December 28, 2005

Holidays

A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.

Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too

by imthatawesome November 28, 2010

Holiday hands

When your hands lose the ability to write, due to a long vacation, which is usually summer break or winter break.

Charle: Aw man, we got an essay when we come back from the break, and we can't type it out
Brian: Yeah, and it's gonna be harder since I have holiday hands

by DamnCool December 26, 2007

holiday

british/austrailian slang for "vacation".

perhaps she went on holiday.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

holiday fog

What you walk around in after multiple, in succession holiday parties and events having been inundated with Christmas carols, spiked eggnog and Salvation Army bell ringers.

Me: Hey! Have you seen Chris this week?

You: No, he can't make his way out of the holiday fog!

by mollygoodhead December 18, 2009

Holiday Driver

Similar to a Sunday Driver, except applies to drunk drivers who only do it on holidays. They're the inexperienced ones responsible for 96% of drunk driving accidents and ruin it for those of us who drink and drive on a weekly basis.

Kirk: "I got hit on the 4th of July by a Holiday Driver."

Buzz: "Amateurs."

by wasteyface July 7, 2011

Holiday Noob

When someone who is of a low level in a game especially when they receive a game for Christmas, Easter, etc. Games include The call of duty series as well as Halo and Batlefield

Kyle: Dude did you see those people who were level 20 and not even prestiged yet

Evan: Yea theyre total holiday noobs

by Codmaster98 January 1, 2012