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The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.
Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.
by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020
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Weebert Geebert

1 An idiotic brainless imbecile that gets his/her Safe Space hurt.

2 How to make someone mad by trolling them and you just sprinkle it in like an insult.

3 What you call someone who has a dumb expression on their face and in general looks like they live in West Virginia. You know, those Wrong Turn and Deliverance looking creatures. Or the Hills have Eyes. Tallgembout generations of incest.
"That's not how you get a million subscribers Matt Cox, GOSH you're such a Weebert Geebert" example 1

Person A "I dont agree with you, I think that Real Estate Investments is a good money making play"
Person B "You cant do that, its Fraud!"
Person A "Get over it... And quit being a Weebert Geebert Danny. You're acting really weeby... weebish" example 2

"Danny are you ok? Why do you look like that? You look like a Weebert Geebert" example 3
by Errl Dabbington May 14, 2020
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Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
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ben getter

ben getter loves food, LOVES it. If he sees you with food, RUN.
Ben getter started chasing me begging me for food
by chick-fa-le September 24, 2020
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gay-getter

an aggressively enterprising gay. denounces capitalism in public but would do whatever it takes to climb the social ladder
A: Philip chooses to use he/him pronouns at work.
B: Wow, he’s so inclusive!
A: Nah, he’s just a gay-getter.
by angryflatmate118 June 15, 2021
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geeker

a very smart person who does stupid unusual things...is very random. Has their own exotic phrases or uses other "old" ones like "Golly Gee Wiz!" or "Humongatorous" or "Geeliwikers" or "Silly Goose". They do not care what people think of them. Have funny blond moments...people may consider them "weird but like in a good way".
Yup yup umma geeker that's true
I do my homework everyday after school.
Me and my homegirls consider school cool.
Well hey! We get a free lunch every day.
I mean why be a...
I made this rap up. Not giving the ending away. =
by diANA ROX! January 31, 2009
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Geeber

A person that everyone enjoys embarrassing or insulting in a playful manner.
Cody is such a geeber geeb.
by ILikeIke January 15, 2009
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