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in-flight motormouth

making the mistake of 'being too friendly' with ones' seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!

i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
welcome to shit city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!

an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!

we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
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white flight 

When rich white people move to the suburbs so they can be as far away from the blacks and the homeless as possible and spend the rest of their dull, meaningless lives living in cookie-cutter houses with their lawnmowers and their gas guzzling minivans in the driveway. This phenomenon began in the 1950s with Levittown, a whites-only community that offered cheap and affordable suburban homes to white families - blacks and other minorities were strictly prohibited from buying homes there, thus they were not able to buy into the burgeoning real estate market and be entitled to the massive amounts of potential wealth therein like white people were, further solidifying their status as second-class citizens. Since then, white people have flocked to the suburbs, where millions of acres of land are reserved for growing lawns and billions of gallons of gasoline are used to commute from these suburban areas to the city where the jobs are, resulting in a massive waste of resources and extremely congested highways. As they are located far away from the cities, life in these suburbs is excruciatingly boring and the younger members of the white families often commit suicide because of it. White flight is a blight on American society and many people, including white people who choose to remain in the inner cities, are heavily burdened by it.
Thanks to white flight, America has turned into a bland, ugly, and boring Wal-Mart dystopia.

United Flight 93 

1)The plane on 9/11 that was hijacked but overtaken by passengers on board. Also subject to conspiracy because there was no evidence of the plane on the crash site (which goes for all 9/11 crashes)

2)A movie released on April 28 2006 which follows events that took place in United Flight 93 on September 11.
40 people died on United Flight 93.
United Flight 93 by Hamper May 11, 2006

white flight 

Pussy ass migration to the suburbs by racist whites from the city when ethnic minorities start moving into the formerly white areas.
Andres: Why is it that when people of color move into the city neighborhood, whites move out?
Tyrone: It's white flight bro. They are scared of anyone who's not white for fear that they will be mugged, or even killed. They don't wanna be in the same place as us. Them racist crackers.
white flight by GankstaHoodie May 10, 2007

throw that bitch down a flight of stairs 

A phrase used to describe how violently you'd bang the crap out of a bitch who is extremely attractive.
Ted: "Hey, look at that turd cutter on that chick! She's hot!

Jeff: "Yeah man, I'd throw that bitch down a flight of stairs."

Take Flight 

The form a body takes when riding a skate board at full speed and hitting a rock.
Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Spider?

Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)

Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!

Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight

Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.
Take Flight by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

in-flight refueling 

In-flight refueling is Moon Docking but a fuel payload is delivered this could be cum or piss.
Mike and Andrew were Moon Docking the other night at the club by the Dj decks, they really impressed the fags when mike successfully performed an in-flight refueling maneuver delivering the fuel load to Andrew.
in-flight refueling by blueballss November 21, 2010