filter

a place where all of the shit collects

something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.

Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee.

The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.

by idkfa February 7, 2006

Filmerism

When an obscure observation or statement is made regarding something that has nothing to do with the original subject matter.

(While viewing a photograph of a drawing in a sketch book)

Randal: I drew this illustration in my sketchpad while there was no lights on! I used my cell phone as a light source!

Filmer: Fuck that!

Randal: Great, here comes the Filmerism.

filmer: I opened my sketch pad like this.

Randal: The fuck?

by Jimbob McGrainer February 9, 2009

Filmerism

When an obscure observation or statement is made regarding something that has nothing to do with the original subject matter.

Upon sending the text message (in question form) to Filmer which was "do you want to play xbox live with me and seth", seth had no response. While a yes or no from Filmer would clearly have been sufficient we instead received this new Filmerism.

"Finishing dinner after yoga."

by Jimbob McGrainer February 11, 2010

Filter Hitter

Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine

That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.

by LeviiLightning June 11, 2010

fillerphile

Fillerphile: Any person that, when speaking or participating in a conversation they clearly know nothing about, will insert numerous pointless filler words in an attempt to make it sound more interesting.

This trait is common among the 20-something generation (the GIMME / Failure to launch generation) and office retards that are just lucky to have jobs because they know someone at the company.

Offenders typically touch their their chins when talking and nod a lot giving the illusion they understand.

I actually do really know that I am completely 1/2 American.

Fillerphile is not used in conversation. It's a defining term.

by antifart July 13, 2012

Filter Fiend

A person, generally a woman, who excessively adds filters to their pictures on social media.

"Hey man look at this girl's picture! She looks cute!"

"Nah bro, she only looks like that because there are so many filters. She's a filter fiend."

by The Reaver May 4, 2014

Filter Hot

A person, typically a woman, who appears "online" as an 8-10 but in real life is a 5 at best.

Jesus Johnnie, I just met Britney. I thought she was a smoke show online, but come to find out she's really only filter hot.

by Sully_The_Jeep May 1, 2017