Melon Farmer 

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

Melon Farmer by BFG December 6, 2003

keke Farmer

This is a description of a gold farmer in the World of Warcraft. These are typically people from eastern regions such as Chinese or Koreans. It literally means happy farmer :)

Player1: I need to buy some gold.
Player2: Go to the keke Farmer's website then :)

Player1: Dude, this keke Farmer is stealing all my mobs with his hunter bot.
Player2: Report him to a GM and get his ass banned!

keke Farmer by Daws January 18, 2008

Turkish Farmer 

Commonly refers to a farmer who enjoys plowing the fields of Turkey. However, it can also refer to a young boy who has a pair of drumsticks for legs.

Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk

#1: That little blonde-haired boy looks like a Turkish farmer!

#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.

Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.

Turkish Farmer by Turkasaurus Rex August 4, 2009

mylene farmer 

1. Mistress of French Pop music, tends to stay in the shadows. Not seen in daylight except in music video's, which is probably a special effect so she doesn't disintegrate. Music is Graceful and Spunky. Often Works with Laurent Boutonnat.

1. Did you see "Mylene Farmer" come out of that casket? She rocks!

mylene farmer by JanG May 13, 2005

Sympathy Farmer 

Snowflake generation illness to gain fame or attention.

Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.

Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.

I’m not sure those tears are necessary for minor corrective surgery or whether Andy is a practicing Sympathy Farmer.

Sympathy Farmer by Scamdy-cat May 9, 2019

pimple farmer 

An adolescent male who spends a great deal of his time on the computer. His activities can include masturbation, posting on messageboards, gaming, masturbation, collecting Lindsay Lohan pics, masturbating to said pics, and not having a girlfriend.

The name comes from the probable fact that this adolescent male has acne.

You pimple farmers need to:

1.) Get outside
2.) Get laid
3.) Get a clue

pimple farmer by clamum June 14, 2004

jizz farmer 

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

jizz farmer by shabat July 7, 2008