Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018

ratchet farmer

A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.

Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here

by Casscangofast March 26, 2020

farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).

Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.

by Asmodyus January 13, 2014

Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.

Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.

by Mud Pussy February 22, 2018

chemical farmer

A person who makes meth

Yo my nigga is a chemical farmer

by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017

asphalt farmer

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it

Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy

by Ja$h November 07, 2014

dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.

While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.

by Word Worm September 10, 2009