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Failenoscopy

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera
I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.
by Momma_1 July 1, 2019
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failed abortion

lol me
by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020
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Faiaz

The most awesome person on earth. He is very kind, helpful, full of life. He is like a living legand. He can be in pain still try to forget your pain and cheer you always. He is a loyal person too
Boy: Why am I not perfect for you?
Girl: Cause you are not Faiaz.
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
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muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
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Epikk Fail

A failure so great, one "k" isn't enough. Typically said to people, particularly blond country girls, who are more prone than the rest of the population to such shortcomings.
"Crap I accidently threw my bowl in the garbage!"
"...epikk fail"

"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
by mmmdonuts75 May 1, 2010
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