Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Farterize

The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.

I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.

by Lucius Atkinson November 25, 2019

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020

farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine

ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.

by visea October 21, 2020

faster-fasto

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.

He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.

by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020

Feter

When your colon comes out of your butthole and drags by your feet like a tail

Daniel missed his colonoscopy. His feter is getting longer!

by Smoliloli December 16, 2020