ass faced

When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.

The cat jumped up on my chest and then ASS FACED me!

by Beminen June 19, 2009

Shit-faced

1) Drunk as an Irishman on St. Patty's Day

2) Stoned out of your mind

The mo fo was so shit-faced that he brought a squirt-gun to school and yelled "I have a bomb bitches!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

fake-faced

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

by julesmary October 13, 2008

Dodie faced

A state of extreme marijuana high.

We were ready to get dodie faced with the Kush we just bought.

by B Drizzle February 20, 2009

Shit-Faced Saturday

The term used at colleges for getting drunk on Saturdays.

thirsty thursday sober sunday

"Hey Man, it's shit-faced Saturday. Have a beer"

by natemancool July 16, 2009

Shiny Faced

When you perform oral sex on a girl then ejaculates on your face leaving it shiny aftermath.

Angel: So i was totally eating out Erika and then she totally basted all over my face!

Yun: Nice, looks you got shiny faced.

by mickenzie92 April 13, 2010

two-faced individual

Two Faced" is 'someone who tells one group of people or an individual one thing and another group of people or an individual another thing.' You can refer to a cheater as two-faced. This is because the cheater shows one face to you-- the sweet trusting face. But there is another face you don't see-- the lying, sneaky face.

A two-faced individual: Jeff is a two-faced liar! I hate him! He told me he loved me, and then he told all his friends that I was a loser.

by Aamilah December 15, 2014