dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return
by poo January 31, 2022
Get the no father conspiracymug. A sexual revenge act
When you can never impress your father, or get his love. So you sleep with all of his friends and coworkers. Taking the love and joy from him, that he has taken from you.
When you can never impress your father, or get his love. So you sleep with all of his friends and coworkers. Taking the love and joy from him, that he has taken from you.
When you have a disappointed father there is only one thing you can do. Have an orgy with all of his friends and send him the video.
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
Get the A disappointed fathermug. Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.
by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022
Get the Luke's Fathermug. Similar to the term mother nature, but applying specifically to the portrayals of nature in video games.
coolgamer1: "wtf the terrain glitches out near the river"
coolgamer2: "looks like father nature is back at it again lmaoooo"
coolgamer2: "looks like father nature is back at it again lmaoooo"
by Inlovewithabsol May 18, 2022
Get the Father Naturemug. A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"
Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.
by bendy corgi March 11, 2019
Get the Magician Fathermug. Giving a girl herpes, then said girl sleeps with another dude, hence you become his herpes father. "Luke, I am your herpes father.!"
Kevin-"Dude, I got the herpes from that girl Liz you hooked me up with." Frank- "yeah man, how do you think she got it son! I am your herpes father!"
by Kirstyfire June 11, 2014
Get the Herpes fathermug. A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.
by HeyIt'sCameron April 23, 2022
Get the Father Mikemug.