Licked and Dicked

To get sucked and fucked in one session.

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!

by Jillina March 23, 2013

Dicked

To be deeply troubled by a situation; to be screwed; totally fucked

The hooker took your wallet? Oh fuck man, you just got dicked!

by DJSeebs October 19, 2003

Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.

Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.

Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.

by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020

dickeled

It can masquerade as many favorite words. From "George Dickel" the booze. Can be substituted for many other standard, yet boring words and/or profanities.

I got george dickeled in a balls intense game of Settlers of Catan. "What the dickel!" "I got dickeled up last night."

by LBo979 February 20, 2009

dicked my cock

when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.

"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."

by skeezmo12 July 12, 2009

dickentive

an incentive in the form of a penis. Something a girl wouldn't do other wise unless a hot guy "dick" was going to be present.

I usually don't go out of my way but the dickentive is crazy ... mad hot guys are gonna be there tonite =

by illo5012 October 11, 2009