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iqbal curse

The iqbal curse is a curse which grants the user immense beauty but would leave the user helpless to find love.

The iqbal curse is usually passes down by the famous iqbal family but not all Iqbal’s suffer the curse. There is currently no known way to break the curse
You are the iqbal curse. Stay away
by Recks August 10, 2022
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Cashman's Curse

An unfortunate combination of herpes (hsv) and genital warts (hpv). Often accompanied by a choking BO stench.
GEEZ!! What is that smell?!?! Oh, I think it's Mel. Looks like she caught the Cashman's Curse.
by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007
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sheeny curse

the curse set upon the jews by god after they killed jesus.
solomon was given the sheeny curse when he had his circumcision.
by fusckshitassbitchcunt July 25, 2006
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german curse

Having a penis that may only be five to six inches in length but is thick as a beer can.
I couldn't get my hand around it. He's got the the german curse.
by ScottyZ December 8, 2006
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Curse Of Tak

You get girls, but they will leave you sooner.
"Hey man, a few days ago, my third online girlfriend left me again." "That's sad, do you by any chance have the Curse Of Tak?"
by redact January 8, 2022
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Micheal Moore Curse

Noun

The Michael Moore Curse is the reason Michigan hasn't beaten Ohio State in football for the last six seasons. Michael Moore blamed Ohio for Kerry's loss in the Presidential Election of 2004. In a blog post, Moore called for Michigan to beat Ohio State the following Saturday to retaliate for Ohio's "betrayal." The following weekend, Michigan State (the Spartans, not the Wolverines) were defeated by Ohio State. The Wolverines suffered the same feat two week later. Michigan has not beat Ohio State since Moore's outburst.
I thought with Bush out of the White House, the Micheal Moore Curse would be lifted, but Ohio State owned us . . . again!
by Max C. Webster, III November 21, 2009
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Curse of Cathy

The Curse of Cathy is a severe mental handicap running on the occurence of XX chromosome configurations in some families. Symptoms include:

-Praising scientologist Travolta flicks like Battlefield Earth
-Paying more attention to fantasy movies than your children
-Having children in rehab
-Laughing like Kefka from Final Fantasy 6
Curse of Cathy
To the tune of "The Curse of Feanor" by Blind Guardian

Taken the long way
Dark rooms I went through
I arrived
My vision's so clear
In anger and pain
I felt deep wounds ahead
But I arrived
Truth might be changed by ignorance

Beyond the void but deep within me
A swamp of filth exists
A lake it was of crystal beauty
But my sister's ass went by
I've heard the warning (TRAVOLTA!)
Well curse my name
I'll keep on laughing (At her movies)
No regret
No regret

chorus (1):
Don't fear the eyes of the dark mom
Cathy I cried
All hope is gone cuz you're dumb again
Hear my oath
I won't take part in your dumb shit!

I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow which covers the light
I will always remember the time
But it's past
I cannot turn back the time
(I) don't look back
There's still smoke near the oven
But I arrived
Revenge be mine

chorus (2):
I won't take part in your dumb fate
Cathy I cried
It's my oath
So I reject the eyes
Of the dark mom

Soon you will be free
Set your ignorance loose
"Suddenly I realized
The prophecies
I've never believed in
My deeds were right
you've stained the land
And slain my life
(Via degrading comments)
There's no release from your sins
It hurts
THE CURSE OF CATHY RUNS LONG
Time and only time will tell us
Tell: was I right or wrong?
When anger breaks through
I'll leave mercy behind"

chorus (2)

I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow they'll cover my life
But I'll also remember the times
(And) after all I'm still alive...

But barely! Get me out!
by Nobody Suspicious May 30, 2004
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