4th Comers

People who adhere to a religious ideology which states that "Jesus or Yahshua has already come 3 times and will return in the future for His 4th Coming."

They look at the exact same Scriptures and events in the life of Jesus or Yahshua as the majority ("2nd Comers") but label them differently.

NOTE: The Bible does NOT number "the Comings of Messiah" at all.

BIRTH OF MESSIAH: Labeled as "1st Coming" by both groups.

RETURN FROM THE GRAVE: Labeled as " the 2nd Coming" by 4th Comers. Not labeled as a coming by the majority.

3rd Coming: It is interpreted that Yahshua ascended to Yahweh the Father sometime between meeting Mary and meeting Thomas. Yahshua told Mary not to touch Him, for He had not yet ascended to Father Yahweh. But, He later told Thomas to touch Him. See JOHN 20:10-29.

4th Coming: Yahshua's future return, usually referred to as the "2nd Coming" by most Christians.

by Ed Jower August 19, 2009

no me gusta comer caca

The phrase 'no me gusta comer caca' means that 'you have been played'. Don't look it up.

One might say one has been played by another. But a true genuous would ejaculate 'no me gusta comer caca'.

by I_don't_wear_a_hat November 4, 2019

cover

A hat or any other variety of thing that may be place atop ones head in order to shield it from the elements.

Oh shit, I forogt my cover. My fucking head is going to freeze because it's so freaking cold.

by Joe December 5, 2003

Cover of Darkness

A covert farting technique that uses the stench of someone else's farts to mask your own.

Person #1: Ugh, did you smell Randy's farts last night?

Person #2: Yeah, they reeked but thankfully I was able to squeak out some of my own under the cover of darkness.

by rock_lobster February 9, 2010

coerce the don

Montreallian valis. Applicable when one is attempting to valenzate a puzonicle don that is clearly briacatus and unable to stand with her own power.

Upon leaving the Dome, Chains coerced the don to no avail.

by PON April 26, 2004

karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"

by Cinzi May 1, 2008

coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

by Big Tom October 19, 2005