cowerade Share definition Flag THe discharge of urine that isforced down the throat of a bitch- ass coward. That dude ran from the fight, when we caught him and he pissed his pants! So we made him drink his own COWERADE! cowerade by decaydclxvi October 22, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the cowerade mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch