coast guard

Those who police the police.

Lisa: If you're the police, who will police the police?

Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard.

by propensity May 25, 2004

constipoo

N. Feces or turd that is very difficult to expel from oneself. The by-product of constipation.

1. dude, that constipoo took forever to drop.

by the turd burgla March 23, 2007

fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

Constrain Proportions

The application or employment of a process or feature by which an artist will ensure both the ratio AND perspective of an image remain relative to that of the original image. Failure to "constrain proportions" has resulted in many innocent men being "duped" on internet dating sites (and the like), sustaining an eternal loss of essential "crop points."

TA:"I'm tryin to photoshop that sikk pic you got of me killin' a keg stand at the Rutgers party, Nig." "Everytime I resample, I end up lookin like Nicole Richie doin' a headstand on a Heineken keg can."

RA:"You need to constrain proportions"

....Beware the rubber bakk

by KurtBarlow February 13, 2007

construction hot

On a construction site, a girl that looks like a dime. When she gets in public tho that dime loses value.

On construction site
Guy 1 "maaan you see that ol girl over there? Shes lookin good."
Guy 2 "na man thats called construction hot. Shes a dime out here when your lookin at sweaty dudes with porn star mustaches all day, but get her in the club and sit her next to a some big tittied blondes and she'll look like the horse from secretariat"

Kim kardashian's ogre sister might be construction hot

by supernatural77619 October 22, 2011

Constability

The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.

Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"

Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"

by Richard A. L. June 29, 2014