Spamta Claus

When you get a lot of Christmas related spam mail from unknown sources.

Joe: hey, so whats on your wishlist this Christmas Nick?
Nick: I just wish Spamta Claus dint show up.

by nukular9 January 2, 2010

bro cluster

A man's gay orgy

My buddy Ken had an ass pounding good time with the Bro Cluster yesterday.

by Streakster September 29, 2015

keester cluster

A cluster of objects that are inside a person's keester

JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....

by AxonL May 12, 2018

Cameron causton

Ugly,fat,disgusting,retarded, greasy, unwanted, hated, gay and has a small dick

At least I’m I don’t look like Cameron causton or At least I’m not Cameron causton

by Cams1inchDick October 19, 2018

Santa Claus

A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus

Santa claus Is a very spoiled person

by 223s908 December 3, 2019

Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper

"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"

by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020

China Claus

China Claus is the fictitious person who brings a Christmas gift in which the contents disclaimer reads, “Specific colors and contents may yary from illustrations, pls in kind prevail.”

Wow! Look at these amazing toothbrushes that China Claus brought me! Good thing I know how to brush my teeth because these directions don’t make any sense!

by Chadfish December 24, 2020