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Instagram chump

When you are an active Instagram follower and like everyone’s picture, but the favor is never returned and you end up with little likes and many ghost followers
I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!
by Domi500 March 11, 2018
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Atomic Chump

Having a stomach upset so bad your chump comes out at high speed.
Barry's atomic chump was so violent he destroyed a small village.
by c76mb November 2, 2017
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Chump's Quote

The act of getting a car quote only because you wanted to flirt with the salesman.
Larry went to the dealership to get a chump's quote only because he wanted to see his crush, Bob, one more time. Now they have been dating each other...
by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021
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Chump

Gregs a chump.”
by Monkeybutt65 August 23, 2022
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chump bustin

1. The act of unexpectedly jumping on the back of a random stranger, riding them like a rodeo bull.
2. Riding up on a fool and dropping him for disrespecting.
1. We are going chump bustin.
by tsnk June 7, 2011
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Chump

Chump is everything. He is the godly figure in the religion Clitorism. Yup. Real women vote for chump. <3
- Live, laugh, Chump.
- Chump is so hot.
- I wish I could meet my donny, Chump.
by chumplover2121 October 20, 2020
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Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.
"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."
by madman89990 March 30, 2015
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