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Christmas tree'd

Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy
"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"
by DinkumDavo September 16, 2014
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Christmas Season

Christmas Season is when the Christmas hype starts November 1st, stops on Thanksgiving and continues through until Christmas!! It is acceptable to listen to Christmas music in this time period.
*November 4th*
Lame Person- Why are you listening to Christmas music?
Awesome Person- Because it's Christmas Season!
by epicbeast1000 November 20, 2019
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Judeo-Christmas

When diaspora Jews celebrate Christmas by omitting all references to baby Jesus, etc., leaving only the fun pagan stuff: trees, presents, songs, TV specials, egg nog, etc....
Q: "Hey Seth, why does your family have a Christmas tree? You're so assimilated!"

A: "Back off, Ari. It's Judeo-Christmas. We had Chanukah too. Don't be all super-Jew with me."
by piratehead December 25, 2006
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ChristmaBirthday Gift

When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
Guy 1: What'd you get for christmas?

Guy 2: A New Phone

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were getting that for your birthday?

Guy 2: Yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift

Guy 1: Fail
by Finite1 December 31, 2008
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Christmas Eve

The Black Friday for procrastinators.
What's today? Christmas Eve!? Time to start shopping.
by corporaltyler December 25, 2009
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porn christmas

The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.
"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"
by Schweetz June 19, 2008
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Christmas Crack

That irresistible dessert that's out on the Christmas buffet table, that you can't stop eating. Often 50% sugar, 50% grease, these spiked sugary concoctions create a fast addiction.
Hey Bob, you look like shit! What happened?

Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.
by Steve Fraser December 26, 2008
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