Choad

Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".

Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....

by TTRfan March 12, 2004

Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

chipawa

Another word for :Wow , Awesome, Score,yes, yippie...etc.
Used at times of happiness.

Person A: " I just got us tickets to a (favorite band) concert!"
Person B: "Chipawa!!"

by genygengen June 11, 2009

choad nugget

a kidney stone comming out a choad.

-husband "push come on get it out!!!

-wife "fuck, i hate choad nuggets

by DA_SHIT!!! June 14, 2009

Choadqueef

A douche-bag; another insult to an extreme asshole.

Hey Billy, why are you such a fucking choadqueef!

by THEchoadGUY May 21, 2010

Lord of the Choad

1. A person who shamelessly and constantly takes food, drinks or favors without asking. The ultimate choad warrior.

Wow, looks like the Lord of the Choad was here; the fridge is friggin' EMPTY!

by tarpet December 12, 2011

choad

A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"

Dude, you have a choad........

by playnpimpnballer September 10, 2003