Ryan’s Chode

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.

What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!

by Jeremy Wegner May 3, 2023

Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

by Yeh-Shen November 23, 2009

Baloney Choker

A slang term or phrase for a queer, faggot, etc. Especially one who deep throats a lot of dick.

Look at that faggot in the pink pants and yellow shirt. I bet he's a real baloney choker!

by G-Ill October 23, 2011

Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

chinese chicken choker

when one chokes their chicken with chopsticks

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018

Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.

Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".

by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008

chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;

hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008