english basement 

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.

John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.

english basement by bigredginger October 9, 2008

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement 

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

Wet basement 

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

Wet basement by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

the Lesbian living in my basement 

A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.

a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?
b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her
a)can't you say no or later?
b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...

the Lesbian living in my basement by Lucii Dalia March 16, 2009

Slumber party in her basement 

To eat a girl's ass

I would have a slumber party in her basement.

Slumber party in her basement by Kurt the Flurt July 7, 2010

The Basement 

The Basement is one of the greatest drinking spots conceived by man. It was created by several Graduates of CTK school. The Basement is called this because its elements resemble that of a real basement and it is in the woods! The basement once featured a couch, a love seat, a recliner, a table and chairs. The Basement is currently under construction due to extreme weather conditions and little ass holes that damaged it. The basement will soon be back to its full potential. And How could i forget that the basement is located in the Great Morrell Park.

Morrell Park is better than Modena. partly because it includes the Basement, the best drinking spot ever

The Basement by MorrellBigDog July 30, 2010

Move the brown couch to the basement 

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

Move the brown couch to the basement by sara r. September 2, 2005