Sim

A fictional character in the sims series.

My sim is annoying. :p

by One Eyed Butter Flied February 10, 2021

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Dirty Sims

A pistol carrying date rapist that loves fucking butts and butt fucking magic players.

We just saw the Dirty Sims!!! He was magical.

by Mostafa Fahkri December 8, 2021

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When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...

"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"

by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 30, 2020

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SIM 2

Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.

Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!

by Frank_witaker October 31, 2021

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Joshua Sims

Joshua Sims is black boy who can be tall but he probably started out as short and real chubby. Josh knows how to care for you and defend your honor but beware of that anger cause you may eventually need protection from him. Overall he’s a loving boy with a bbc. Josh also has some questionable friends but he will put them in check after they disrespect you.

Damn there goes Joshua Sims, you can tell by that nose.

by Yayaseedword May 16, 2025

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