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Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .
Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.
by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019
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father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."
Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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Sugar Father

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who takes care of all your financial needs in exchange for companionship.

He doesn't require sexual favors aka "sugar".
Girl, my Sugar Father only wants to sit and talk for hours, but I get whatever I want.

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who doesn't want the sugar.
by @imjustcaryn March 10, 2020
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Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect
I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night
by father of nature July 7, 2020
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father stealer

A woman or man (i don't judge) who steals your father figure and try to replace you with themselves and or their own children
You see that one Jennifer, she is a real father stealer....
by Richie234 November 20, 2017
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Father Brown

"Father Brown" describes when a person uses an elaborate and complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder when they are the actual murderer.
Robert Wagner 'Father Brown'd his whole side of the Natalie Wood case.
by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020
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