A fucking tortilla?

A sponge rapped in a tortilla with a chewed piece of gum holding the tortilla shut.

Kyle gives Dave a snack.

“A fucking tortilla? Again?” -Dave

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Water fucking

When you have sex in a body of water; most commonly in a hot tub or pool.

We agreed to do some water fucking at Joe's pool party.

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When you see or hear something crazy

Ava: oh fucking shit! look at James jumping off the roof

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going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit

I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.

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I saw butterflies flutter fucking on the hood of my car

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Snuggle-Fucking: (v) To settle into a warm, comfortable position, while fucking intermittently.

Are Luisa and Nik snuggle-fucking in the garage again? Man, those two are really in love.

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Used in place of eugt, when you don't want to use such strong language.

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