fuck you

what you do in case of emergency (usually during a conversation)

person 1: you're a whore!
person 2: uhh...fuck you!

by fuck you March 29, 2003

the "fuck" word

parody of the phrase the "F" word. Typically used to express disdain or disregard for censorship

leikomg canu beleive I said the "fuck" word. lollers!

by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004

fucking hell

The most notorious name for the beer. Named after village Fucking in Austria, where it doesn't have obscene connotations

-What are you drinking?
-Fucking hell!
-Why are you swearing?

-I'm not swearing, this is the beer called Fucking Hell
-Oh, gotcha! Can I try this Fucking hell too?

by dildo777 September 12, 2018

gutter fuck

a chick that's so fat you can fuck her in one of her fat roles without her even knowing your doing it or the act of fucking a far chick in one of her fat roles without her knowledge

I bet that fat bitch is a real gutterfuck. I bet I could gutter fuck the hell out of that fat bitch!

by ditchdiggger December 16, 2010

Soul Fuck

When you look into someone's eyes, and you are so connected with that person that it feels like your souls are making love.

She said she wanted to save herself for marriage, so we just soul fucked.

by DR. AVL January 6, 2010

Shark Fuck

Sharking or the Shark Fuck

(This position takes a bit of preparation)
Sharks have 2 penises that are inserted into the female during copulation.
For a man to achieve the same thing first he must “Clone HIS Bone” (dosent count if you use any old dildo).
Once you have an exact replica of YOUR penis your ready to shark fuck.

When I shark fuck I prefer to warm up both holes with a bit of double dipping from my own monster, when you ready to pop your cork drop the cloned bone into her snatch and surprise her sphincter with your cock.

Now fill her ass with custard…… one of the benefits of this position is she can continue to fuck her self with you (cloned) cock while you go wash the turd nuggets from under your bell ender, there is limited fall out (on your side of the bed) and if done in the morning she will probably txt you at about 10am complaining about the fart she tried to slip out on the bus that resulted in her knickers being filled with shart spooge.

by Lord Hanson January 21, 2010

Fuck-limp

(a) An uneven walk following a night of vigorous sexual activity. Usually pertains to straight females, but use varies. Associated with Isaac Hayes music, urinary tract infections, and the heavy use of lube.
(b) An excellent name for a post-metal band.

Walking home, Sunday morning, Sandra's crotch hurt like hell, and she stumbled with a distinct fuck-limp.

by Persicquod December 24, 2005