fuck me sideways

an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"
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have sex with me

A phrase I’m which people use when they want to have sex with someone and want to be outright and sexy.
Random guy on the street: Hello. How are you?

Random girl on the street: Come here. (Grab man’s collar) Let’s go back to my house.

AT HER HOUSE
Girl: HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
Guy: OKAY! LET’S DO IT! I HAVE BEEN HORNY SINCE I MET YOU!

Then they have sex
by Bjb Bjb Bjb November 13, 2017
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Fuck me hard

It is when your mom and dad have sex together and you hear your mom scream fuck me hard
Dad:clap clap clap

Mom:Fuck me hard
by Justin Lara November 15, 2019
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Gas Me Up

Phrase Used In Drake's "Money To Blow" Meaning to fuel someone's ego or instigate.
You're the man, I love what you're wearing, you dress better than anyone I know! Quit frontin, you're trying to gas me up, I like running on E!

Can you believe Emily left that note, you should say something to her! What, don't try to gas me up, You say something to her.
by teanuhjay November 24, 2009
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suck me off

Oral sex on a bloke. Sucking of the penis.

fellatio

oral
She sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

He sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.
by hapticuticle March 18, 2005
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COME AT ME BRO

A phrase popularized by Ronnie from MTV's latest train wreck of a reality show, Jersey Shore.
Guy: (Begins taunting Ronnie)
Ronnie: Come at me bro!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you come at me bro. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: COME AT ME BRO, NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on the boardwalk)
by AmericaFTW February 10, 2010
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Pipe Me Off

"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.
"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"

"Oiy you, give us a good piping"

"Could everyone stop getting piped"
by Pork Head August 29, 2011
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