Montana sweet tea

A spitter bottle, full of that dark chew spit.

Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".

by Montana gentleman's club October 7, 2018

montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018

Montague

One of the two most powerful families of Verona in "Romeo and Juliet". Capulets do not like Montagues and vice versa. Romeo and Benvolio are part of the Montagues. In most of these works, the Montagues have the color blue.

- We hate you, Montague!
- I have the same feelings towards you, my dear Capulets!

by MERCUTIOOO February 14, 2019

Moantastic

When you eat something and your whole fucking mouth is singing with happiness. Like nothing else matters except that food in your mouth. Your dead ass speechless, oh except for one noise: mmmmmmmmmm.......

This is so fuckin goooood mmmmmmmm, it’s moantastic

by Idfk bitch March 1, 2019

Montana Moon Blast

Underage sex between consenting people.

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

montarnah

the most amazing person ever. has blonde hair, amazing eyes and the most gorgeous smile. any guy who call her his is the luckiest guy in the world.

Guy 1; Bro who is that ??
Guy 2; She's a montarnah

by Xxto August 30, 2019