Definitions by Tailpipefucker
Colombian Car Jack
The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
Colombian Car Jack by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
Montana Moon Blast
Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.
James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
Montana Moon Blast by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
the hungarian prius
A sex position in which you bore a hole your partner’s stomach with a hammer drill, and unleash your anal diarrhoea hellfire unto every square inch of their viscera.
Jane: My stomach is so sore from last night.
Mary: Why?
Jane: Tim put me in hogtie bondage and performed the Hungarian Prius while I wailed in pain. I'm now developing crippling internal gangrene.
Mary: Swell. Time for clitoral wax torture.
Mary: Why?
Jane: Tim put me in hogtie bondage and performed the Hungarian Prius while I wailed in pain. I'm now developing crippling internal gangrene.
Mary: Swell. Time for clitoral wax torture.
the hungarian prius by Tailpipefucker June 2, 2019