dog water 

the hot cum that runs down a sluts leg after getting fucked

drink my dogwater

dog water by Jono August 30, 2003

vitamin water 

The most vile drink in the world it taste like liquified ass and moronic preps inhale it like a preist with holy water.

Prep1: man this is good stuff
Courtyard kid1: man that kid is retarted
Prep1: It's like the gods have smiled down upon us
Courtyard kid1: Hey you dubass prep go play in traffic its good for your health like vitamin water!
Prep1: Ok!
Courtyard kid1: (mutters) moron

vitamin water by A martyr without a cause May 28, 2006

Back-water heroin 

Herion that was smuggled in through the warm and cozy compounds of a white-colar businessman's asshole on an airplane or though the bordor into the US.

George Carlin says that if we start killing off all the white-colar bussinessman, then the amount of herion will greatly decrease.

"Man look at all this heroin :D"
"Dude is this shit back-water heroin?"
"of course!"

Back-water heroin by Matthe August 9, 2006

Turkey Water 

The voluminous bowl of buttery tan colored liquid matter you discover after a twinge of the shits, not necessarily seasonally related to but often the day after a holiday dinner.

After eating Christmas Dinner at Marsha's grandparent's house, I made turkey water at the hotel.

Turkey Water by Jeff Cheek April 26, 2007

Okinawan Water Bracelet 

A sexual act between three indivudals involving three charcoal briquettes, a ball gag, two flogging paddles, a water hose, and a jar of honey. A filthy sexual act that requires a certain dexterity and flexibility of its participants. The spreading of and simultaneous stuffing of certain bodily orfices is required of all participants. Originated in picnic areas and water parks in the United States in the early 1990s. Popular among gay men and drunk college girls 'looking to experiment' after consuming bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.

"Dude, did you hear that Billy gave Chachi and Dirk an Okinawan Water Bracelet last night at the party, right in front of everybody? That dude craaaaaaaaaazy!"

Okinawan Water Bracelet by Grand_D_D August 4, 2009

Blow Job Water 

When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.

Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!

Blow Job Water by True Story Bro May 2, 2011

afghani water fountain 

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.

I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.

afghani water fountain by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008