Tippy Toppy 

A down-to-earth high maintenance millennial who teeter-totters between their indecisiveness on almost all aspects of daily life. Appointments by Tippy Toppy's often lead to cancellations or rescheduling, which peeves friends, family members, and Tinder dates.

Alex scheduled a dinner with her family on the same day she had a date. She ended up being a Tippy Toppy and bailed on both to go grab an IPA instead.

Tippy Toppy by stevieb750 January 31, 2019

Topcat

A person of infinite wisdom. The topman, the leader of the pack, the head of the herd. When all fails, turn to 'topcat' for advice and direction. Physically adonic, mentally Einsteinien.

we're in a right state here chaps, the chips are down. What on earth shall we do?
Ask 'topcat', he'll know exactly what to do and will lead us on...

Topcat by topcat April 18, 2005

topsy turvy 

In or into a state of utter disorder or confusion

The whole wizard world's gone topsy turvy!

topsy turvy by HarPotter October 8, 2008

Temecula Tophat 

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

Temecula Tophat by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

story topping 

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.

Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?

story topping by FishLips June 11, 2007

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

the tops 

As in "The Best". Famous line from a Seinfeld episode where Mel Torme tells Kramer that he thinks his life is "The Tops".

Well, guys, I think that's the tops!

the tops by Skeeve July 16, 2008