A monke never gives up on a good banana 

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.

A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

A monke never gives up on a good banana by A very silly monke July 29, 2021

Banang 

A banana flavoured beverage that appears withing many games by Telltale Games. Depending on the setting, it could be a powdered drink, (Sam & Max,) a bottled beverage, (Back to the future,) grog for monkeys that comes in a barrel, (Monkey Island) or a shaken drink. (Poker Night at the Inventory.)

Banang is an inherently funny word, and is treated as such within the game settings. Max gets tired of it rather quickly, though. If any character makes fun of the name too much, expect another character to throw it out of their sight.

Strong Bad: 'I hear the Cold Ones here are pretty good. '
Tycho: 'Aren't you, like, ten? '
Strong Bad: 'You, shut face. They also shake up some decent... bananaang. Banang. Banaaa-aaang. Baaaaa-'

Max: 'STOP IT!'
Strong Bad: '...Nang.'

Guybrush: 'Banang. It's like grog for monkeys. And a leading cause of simian diabetes.'

Sam: Banaaaang!

Banang by Banang July 19, 2012

hung bananas 

Incredible hungover, not able to function

i woke up hung bananas and I won’t be leaving my bed today

hung bananas by StankNacho June 18, 2022

Smuggling Bananas 

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012

Apeshit bananas 

The extreme of going apeshit. To completely lose one's mind in a violent manner, or when used to describe a situation, the act of descending into complete chaos.

When I found out that my entire project had been deleted, I went completely apeshit bananas on everyone that had touched my computer in 24 hours.

By the time the riot police got there, everything was already apeshit bananas.

Apeshit bananas by Mr. Puggles September 26, 2011

Shitty bananas

Something that's both cuckoo bananas and a little unfortunate.

"Yeah last night was crazy! Pretty sure I threw my shoes out of a car window though."

"Haha wow, that's shitty bananas."

Shitty bananas by therealginganinja June 9, 2016

Bakana 

Bakana is Japanese for impossible or also used to highlight the ridiculousness of a situation. Bakana is frequently used in Anime and Manga.

Villain: Launches "sure to kill technique".
Hero: Dust Clears and hero is still standing. Usually makes snarky comment "that all ya got"
Villain: Bakana how are you still alive.

Bakana by QuellcristFalconer November 6, 2011