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Hot Topic

A store that has a bunch of stupid crap ranging from pentagrams to hello kitty T-Shirts. Some stuff in it looks good, but its really expensive, and you could probably make the same clothes yourself and save 55$. Some stuff in Hot Topic makes you simply look retarded. If you have down syndrome, smash some Invader Zim perfume in your eyes and toss on a Spongebob T-shirt from this place and you'll easily be identified as mentally retarded.

This store is the equivalent to Ambercrombie, Hollister, all that crap but all the clothes are just dyed black with some chains thrown on them and, to finish it off, a bands name and picture slapped on.

If you want a cheaper version of these clothes, go to any cheap clothing store, really cheap, just find clothing that you like the feel and look of. Fuck whatever company it was made by, buy it so long as it's cheap. Next, examine whatever retarded ass piece of clothing you want from Hot Topic. You want chains? Go get some chains, shouldn't be too expensive. You want black? Get some clothing dye (or if you were smart while getting the clothes, you already got a relatively close color). Want a picture on it? Find a place that will do just that, put a picture on it.

Holy shit! You just saved, and this is nearly a shot in the dark, 30-40$! Wow!
I just went to Hot Topic and spent my entire paycheck for this week on 3 things.
by Ymous Anon May 14, 2008
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hot shit

a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."

while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
"Jennifer didn't even hesitate to lick my hot shit off her luscious lips."
by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012
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Hot doggler

When a man proceeds to work his penis through another person's ass cheeks, in the same fashion as a tittie fuck, making it look like a hot dog in between a bun.
"Man, that chick has a nice ass."
"Yeah, I would definitely pull a hot doggler on her."
by KLoush February 12, 2009
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Hot Box

A hot box is a container made of certain materials, like lead, to contain radioactive elements and materials. This keeps the radiation inside, and you stay safe. Though, no enclosure and completely stop any radiation, and other safety precautions are a must when near or handling the hot box.
I have some 241-Americium I found in a smoke detector in my hot box.
by Kenneth Anderson October 9, 2006
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Hot Adam

Taking a shit directly into somebody's bellybutton. Comparable to a cartoon high dive into a drinking glass.
Adam gave Michelle a Hot Adam last night. She's all over him now!
by ACRice January 22, 2009
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hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.
"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."
by Ben June 18, 2006
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hot mouth

1. (n) a loose female whos only purpose is to give head
2. (n) a hoe.
ex. i took this hot mouth to the red lobster
ex. I'm looking for a hot mouth to take home with me tonight.
by adrock37 July 9, 2006
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