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Junior Grimesfather
Donald Trump: “I’m gonna make america Great again!”

Junior grimes: dad! I need another million dollars, my pop star career didn’t takeoff again

Donald trump: ugh, come here son

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Trump: *enters Mexican restaurant*

Donald trump: honestly, I can buy EVERYONE CHEESE DIP

everyone else: ugh

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Donald trump had his own son junior working for him during the early years of the election although this remains hidden to most of the public

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Junior Grimes is the son of donald trump
Donald trump by Righteousridicule February 5, 2022
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Donald Trump 

A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.
Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.
Donald Trump by Caligrown805 July 29, 2017

Crusty Trump Bone 

A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"
That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.
Crusty Trump Bone by jawonmain January 13, 2008

International Fuck Trump Day

June 14th is International Fuck Trump Day

#FuckTrumpDay

@InternationalFuckTrumpDay
Even though every day is a Fuck Trump Day, June 14th is the official International Fuck Trump Day

#FuckTrumpDay

Doneld trump 

Donelders trump is president of the United States of America. He is a homophobic racist and sexist pig who needs to deactivate. He discusting and he said he would date his daughter. He is going to be assassinated
"Hay mitch can you take out the trash!"
"Sure Scott so where abouts is doneld trump? "
Doneld trump by Scomiche January 29, 2017

Donald Trump 

Our god in Human Form, this man is our god. He will save us from everything and everyone, such as, China, Canada, Mexico, Mexico, Go back to Mexico, United States, ISIS, Iran, illuminati, Muslims, Donald Trump, Germany, Paris, Europe, Obama, Barack Obama, Aliens, Batman, Ride To Hell Retribution, India, Peru, Brazil, Jinx<----yes,that one, And New Mexico.
Here is a list of what Donald trump love's.

#10. Pizza
#9. Poptarts
#8. Spiderman
#7.Baby Wipes
#6. Dank Meme's
#5. Mexico
#4. His Hair
#3. Become president

#2. Porn
#1. His daughter

The End.
Donald Trump by M1. Potato June 14, 2016

fuck donald trump 

most efficient way to trigger trump supporters on this website
e.g: wow the admins really pissed the retards off, fuck donald trump
fuck donald trump by MISTATHUG December 8, 2020