by FelinesGoneFaster June 05, 2020
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
come on let's keep it real that kiddy tickling, daughter fucking, kid caging, tax evading, military hating, russia butt kissing, family separating, instigating, racist, imbecilic, washed up, proud boy loving ass, impeached ass, tired ass, virused up ass, old ass stain of a man should never have become president. We watched him ignore a virus that killed hundreds of thousands, add fuel to the fire during a social justice movement , shame our country by questioning and then trying to strip our democracy, tear gas citizens so he could take a photo op with a bible he has never read, blame mental health for gun crimes and say guns themselves are not the problem. why do snowflake republicans defend this guy like he's their favourite auntie
fuck donald trump yeeah yeeahhh fuck donald trump yeahhh
i like white folk but i don't like you
all the niggas in the hood wanna fight yu
i like white folk but i don't like you
all the niggas in the hood wanna fight yu
via giphy
by Dry boy Audacious December 03, 2020
by MISTATHUG December 08, 2020
"Supermodels no longer want to fuck donald trump. They lost interest after Stormy Daniels revealed that Marco Rubio was right about the size of his dick. He likes to say that he'd fuck Ivanka if they weren't related, but Ivanka says she wouldn't fuck donald trump even if they weren't related and he were 25 years old, because it would still be gross. Now I don't want to fuck donald trump either, because I think I can do better, and because it's just an embarrassing thing to do." --Melania Knavs...okay, okay, Melania Trump, I just hate to admit it in public
by bis225 December 10, 2020
A president that America really deserves. A man who does his job even though civilian sheep have been crying and protesting since his victory.
2020 Now he is showing Americans how liberals and civilian sheep lie, cheat, and steal. But taking care of the MEN AND WOMEN of America.
Also he is the first president to being peace with north Korea and Russia .
2020 Now he is showing Americans how liberals and civilian sheep lie, cheat, and steal. But taking care of the MEN AND WOMEN of America.
Also he is the first president to being peace with north Korea and Russia .
Jesus, Fuck Donald Trump. he doing again and being the man and taking care of the country.. when he is gone I'm done helping civilian sheep too.. God Bless
by Tellingithowitistruth100 December 08, 2020
Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose