a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the Two pot nightmug. A game played at swimming pools. Part of the group waits in the pool unsuspectingly, while someone else runs in with water guns and starts shooting cold water at everyone. The resulting shock and surprise ruins everyone's day at the pool.
Johnny and I were swimming when Zoe and Margot ran in and shot ice cold water at us and started a game of Opening Night.
by ksusentinel July 23, 2012
Get the Opening Nightmug. A ‘Lady of the night’: generally to be found in some godforsaken backwater bar at the end of at least a 10 hour flight.
So there I was, holding the end up in the bar in Mpulungu when I discovered the Skipper had gone AWOL leaving me to bat off the remainder of the night-fighters with what remained of our drinks…
by anonymous January 26, 2023
Get the Night-fightermug. by mayabusters November 13, 2017
Get the ship in a nightmug. 'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.
Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."
by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024
Get the Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom coremug. The kind of night where you get so fucked up you end up texting your ex-after drinking ice tea flavored white claws
by Pretty Tyrant August 23, 2021
Get the Buck ass nightmug. At Oberlin College, Wednesday nights are reserved for Long Island Nights at the Feve (a local bar). It is time to get drunk and find hotties and hopefully not get ID'd.
Hey man, remember Naiya? We out to Long Island Night cuz I want to run into her and her friends ALWAYS go.
by DERK#1 April 10, 2024
Get the Long Island Nightmug.