Stinky Jesus 

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.

Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !

Stinky Jesus by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020

Roblox Jesus 

Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus

"bro, did you get your daily filling of Roblox Jesus, cuz I did."

Roblox Jesus by The Smart Guy 12345 October 23, 2020

Western Jesus 

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.

Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.

Western Jesus by anonymous November 27, 2020

ah jesus christ

a think i cant stop saying

ah jesus christ

ah jesus christ by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020

Raptor Jesus 

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”

"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."

Raptor Jesus by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021

kinning jesus 

A mf that probably has a God Complex

Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass

kinning jesus by Ihavenothingtotypeherelmao April 30, 2021

Jacob Jesus 

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

Jacob Jesus by anonymous May 8, 2021