googlefail

May 14, 2009 - The day that Google failed. All of google's services slowed down to an incredibly slow speed, while some like Gmail and Google Maps were completely unaccessible. While most issues were resolved by noon EST, such an epic fail on google's part has not been recorded in recent history.

Dude 1: Hey man i'm trying to check my gmail and it won't load
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!

by veedawg May 14, 2009

Googlefy

Googlefy is simply the process of verifying something via the all-seeing, all-knowing, 100% accurate fountain of information and knowledge also known as g-o-o-g-l-e. Not to be confused with googleize which is the process of using all google tools to help your life function like God intended it to and render you incapable of passing gas without them.

Maximus Aurelius: Yo, Olga told me that risque pics of Brad Pitt and Vern Troyer (mini-me) rolling around de-clothed in a mud pit were released on the web.

Jayson: What?!? Mmm...no i think you should googlefy that

by Qberto - Czar of War September 3, 2009

googlerist

A person following 'The Church of the google' religion to make themselves seem witty and popular with silly webpages and random quotes.A googlerist is obsessed with googlerism.

Jo..'i spent an hour following the google faith to find that chickens are cannibals'.. Justine 'sighs...true, googlerists are in need of websearch rehab'

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

Googlelable

Pronunciation: Google-la-ble

To be easily found on google

Dude! My sister has 53 google results! I have none! I'm not googlelable!!

by un-googlelable March 13, 2011

googledip

Puddle-deep research that passes for due diligence these days, consisting of typing in an "original discovery" on Google and seeing if there are any hits.

I just thought up a great slogan, so I'll googledip it. If nobody else has it, it's mine.

by bTags March 20, 2011

googlelateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results

given my past, I dropped a letter from my last name to minimize googlelateral damage

by Pauline Albamar April 22, 2011

googlehead

a Google addict, ie one who constantly looks up information on Google.

Do you think that I am a googlehead?

by uttam maharjan January 27, 2012