quarter life crisis 

the time when, halfway to the midlife crisis, you realize that you have spent the last 10 years drooling over playboy bunnies that you have no chance with, drinking enough beer to intoxicate an entire middle school, and fantasizing about a house and car that you could have bought if you wouldnt have spent $120,000 on a private university or two instead of becoming a plumber (seriously, master plumbers with five years experience make 46000 without a degree); also right about the time when college/high school girls start calling you "sir" and stop thinking you are anything but the creepy dude at the club

College grad: Boy, I would love to have a a Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint.
Owner of Lexus IS300 with chameleon paint: I can't even read.

quarter life crisis by wonderfullyliteratefinanciallyshitterate May 18, 2005

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 

A show about two preteen (now teen) twins living in the Tipton hotel in Boston, MA. Though it was generally okay in the beggining, this show has become increasingly horrible over the past couple of years. Stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

Dude, WTF was that stupid show called that we watched last night?

Oh yeah, that was The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. It was okay at first, but now it kinda sucks.

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody by R-Cad39 February 19, 2009

Secret Life of the American Teenager 

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.

daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!

Secret Life of the American Teenager by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011

Book of Life

God's book in which the names of everyone who has allowed Jesus into their hearts during their brief stay on earth are written for all eterinty.

You can go to heaven provided only that your name is written in this book. To get these two (three, four, five, sixteen, however long your name is) words of text permanently written into this obviously huge book, you must accept Jesus into your mind heart, and soul.

The book of life has the billions of names of the people who accepted Jesus.

Book of Life by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004

LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything) 

A popular GameFAQs message board

I need another 69 more karma points before I can access LUE

LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything) by Randy March 10, 2003

thug life chose me

Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."

or

"I didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."

Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a thug that the "thug life" chose them.

*2cool4skool kid makes fun of the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the school kid.

thug life chose me by Ihavenolifelmfao February 16, 2014

fraternity life 

A shitty MTV featuring a load of jocks performing stupid, pointless tasks in order to attain the respect of their peers. A load of older guys who should be looking to get a real career preside of this bunch of fucktards. Show featured one of America's greatest embarrassments in the form of Earl. What an asshole.

Man this fraternity life sucks cock.

fraternity life by KWR December 27, 2008