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Parked

1. Something so easy its like driving a parked car
Bro that test was parked. I could have aced it in my sleep.
by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024
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Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.
“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier
by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024
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Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down
"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"
by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018
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No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.
Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him
by B_lank June 17, 2018
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Park Geun-hye

The little princess with major daddy issues.

Nicknamed 'The note princess' because of her father's past military dictatorship, and the fact that she relies on her notes to answer every fucking question asked. She takes this little notebook everywhere, and refuses to answer any unexpected questions from the media. She takes offense when anybody talks shit about her precious daddy, and even made a list of people who had, with various liberals included(even some celebrities!!). This is known as 'The Black List'. Talk about Burn book.

The press and the prosecution later found out in 2016 that this little Mary Sue had a puppeteer who controlled her every move. Seriously, some middle aged woman, basically a nobody, named 'Choi Sun-Sil' chose everything Park should do. From Park's inaugural speech to what clothes the president should wear, that control freak Choi played South Korea with Park wrapped around her big fat PINKY.

The name of the first Korean woman president is now used as a slang to call somebody who has language disorder, or a person who is annoyingly indecisive.
Girl A: ... Uh.. I... ga... just..
Girl B: What are you? Park Geun-hye or something? Can't form a sentence?
Girl C: B, that's harsh. She's not that bad.
by AnotherKimfromKorea February 24, 2017
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Parked

(A situation) lacking in enjoyment, excitement, or stimuli for those invovled.
"This whole party is parked; we shouldn't have come."
by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 11, 2024
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trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.
Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.
by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024
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