by Rick Springfiled October 21, 2008
Get the Zombie Apocolypsemug. A company or organization website that suffers from a chronic failure to update its contents. Zombie sites are common among small service businesses (e.g. accounting and consulting, accommodation, tourism etc.) whose owners were once persuaded to "have a website" (usually because 'everyone else has one') but who subsequently take no active interest in maintaining its contents and relevance. A serious credibility gap creator.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
"Hey check out this dumbass management consultant's zombie site. It punts one dude as an associate with hands-on expertise in strategic management who retired to Florida three years ago and brags about the principal completing a major project for a business that went tits up after the Vancouver Winter Olympics."
by Madelene January 1, 2013
Get the zombie sitemug. by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014
Get the zombie flumug. A zombie flaunt is where you take a zombie and pour cough syrup all over it, then you proceed to drape oversized pancakes over it. You can try to eat it, but it's not very edible.
by DatSikFB October 13, 2011
Get the Zombie Flauntmug. Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
"Hey, what are you doing for Zombie Sunday?"
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
by nephlim January 11, 2009
Get the Zombie Sundaymug. someone who, at a convention of some sort, doesn't get a hotel room OR does not sleep for most of or the entirety of the event.
if you go to the naka-kon hotel lobby at around 6 am, you'll see plenty of con zombies wandering around and napping on couches.
by jewissss March 7, 2011
Get the con zombiemug. A female who is almost completely brain dead and is often used for they're body without caring or in most cases even realizing it. They are often spoiled, ditsy daddy's girls who are accustomed to not having to to think or avid party/club girls who have drank/done so many hard drugs that they have no personality or substance left.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Friend 1: "Dude, I banged Casey last night. It wasn't even hard. In fact, she I don't even think she remembers."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
by hdag September 11, 2011
Get the Slam Zombiemug.