Wrinkle-chan

The nickname given to a girlfriend that is much older than you. Wrinkle as in old but still cute.

"My wrinkle-chan might be much much older than me, but she is so much more mature and knows what she wants in life."

"Are you visiting your wrinkle-chan again?
-yes, we're planning on reading poems under the moonlight."

by Atlum July 5, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis wrinkle

Flat bitch

Grayson is a Penis wrinkle

by Coolkid8466475 April 22, 2022

Penis wrinkle

When someone gets you Burger King

GOD DAMIT PENIS WRINKLES

by Thesenutsinyourmo, April 28, 2022

Wrinkle

Anus, butthole

Stop being so damn lazy, get off your wrinkle and do some work.

by Succulent Chinese Meal January 1, 2022

wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect

Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"

by Ry_Ryy February 2, 2022